wuld u staple ur dick to ur chest

Anonymous
…just the tip? No, but I’ve stapled an assignment to my arm accidentally and I tried to submit it to a teacher
wuld u ever pierce ur dick

Anonymous
do you lik to put it in girls butts

Anonymous
put WHAT. if by ‘it’ you mean knowledge. like… BOOKS.

Anonymous
I’d laugh so hard if that ever happened

Anonymous
SHIT DON’T WANNA GET YAFFED